During
a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you."
Everyone
in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When
a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please
be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This
is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When
the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The
older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much
money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
This
is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper
qualifications!
After
the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled from the bank”.
This
is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!
The
supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This
is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than
your job.
The
next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only
took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This
is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The
bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are
now covered by this robbery.
This
is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So
who are the real robbers here?
- Anonymous
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